Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Jokes for Tuesday 25th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Alternatives

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572621249437108

Alzheimer's

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572646142767952

Bed and Breakfast

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572656322766934

Best Friends

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572677152764851

Candian Archaeology

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572697882762778

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

I have two assholes




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

Yesterday my son came home and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is I got eighteen out of twenty on my driver's test."
"
Great!" I said. "Now what's the bad news?"

He replied, "They were pedestrians."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: What did Delaware?
A: A New Jersey.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

During his re-enlistment interview, the first sergeant asked my friend if he'd considered re-upping in the Air Force.

He seethed, "I wouldn't re-enlist if you made me a four-star general, gave me a million dollars, and had Miss America as my roommate!"

On the form, the first sergeant wrote, "Airman is undecided."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

Aboard an airline flight from Israel to America, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the old lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping.

The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort.

When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the stew- ardess. "The chewing gum worked fine," she said. "Now that we've arrived, would you tell me, how do I get it out of my ears?"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in his hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room.

She is indignant.

The guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the Bible."

Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and have a few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, and again she is angry.

The man explains, "It's in the Bible."

An hour later they're in the guy's hotel room and he suggests they undress and have some fun. He assures Thelma that it isn't sinful since it's in the Bible.

"Where?" she says. "Where does it say that?"

Taking the Bible from the hotel nightstand, he opens it to the front cover where someone has written, "Thelma the waitress is a great lay."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?
A: He was caught stealing second base.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Costume party

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/costume-party.html

Basic Math

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/basic-math.html

Book on Suicide

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/book-on-suicide.html

Bag A Monster Buck Game

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/bag-monster-buck-game.html

Ultimate Trackhoe Waterskiing

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/ultimate-trackhoe-waterskiing.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Extreme Parking

http://bit.ly/9NkzaM

Russian Tunnel of Death

http://bit.ly/aCMBTH

Donald Rumsfeld Leaves the White House

http://bit.ly/945hpf

Plane Flyby Crash

http://bit.ly/bgqr1X

Squirrel Trap

http://bit.ly/aUQ9rn

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

If I had sex as much as I got screwed

Jokes for Monday 24th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

OCD

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572294116136488

Stalking

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572294389469794

1980 - 2013

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572365762795990

A Perfect Person

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572556236110276

All Drowned

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572608439438389

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Honking




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

The Old Professor is teaching Sunday Class and asks the kids, "Who brought down the walls of Jericho?"

Little Maury: "Samson!"

Little Sandy: "Joshua!"

Little Pauly: "I'm no snitch like those two, and all I'm going to say is that it wasn't me!"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?
A: He had no patients.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

"Yes," replied the dad. "He wants to be a garbage collector."

His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a life-long career!"

"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only have to work on Tuesdays! That's the day they collect here."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

An impoverished old man applied for membership in a rich church. The pastor attempted to put him off with all kinds of evasive remarks.

The old man, becoming aware that he was not wanted, finally said that he would pray on it. Several days later he returned.

"Well," asked the pastor, "did the Lord give you a message?"

"Yes sir, he did," was the old man's answer. "He told me it wasn't any use. He said, ëI've been trying to get in that same church myself for ten years, and I still can't make it

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

No one wanted to share a tent with Randy, because he snored so badly. They decided the fair thing would be to take turns.

The first guy who slept in Randy's tent came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. When asked, "Man, what happened to you?" He replied, "Randy's snoring was so loud I just sat up and watched him all night."

The same thing happened to the guy who drew Randy's tent the next night. He said, "Man, that Randy shakes the roof with his snoring. I couldn't do anything but watch him all night."

The guy in Randy's tent on the third night came to breakfast bright-eyed. "Good morning!" he said. The other guys couldn't believe it. "Man, what happened?"

"Well, we got ready for bed. I tucked Randy into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Randy sat up all night watching me."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: How do you cut a wave in half?
A: Use a sea saw.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Improvisation

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/improvisation.html

Stay of execution

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/stay-of-execution.html

7 Degrees of Blonde

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/7-degrees-of-blonde.html

Slavery

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/slavery.html

10 Interesting Facts About Nokia

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/10-interesting-facts-about-nokia.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Codan Insrance Commercial

http://bit.ly/eeHLRH

Aussie Toilet Paper Advert

http://bit.ly/91UDjF

White Stag Beer Commercial

http://bit.ly/gMS3li

Bridge in Storm

http://bit.ly/aejiTN

I-mob

http://bit.ly/i5A0G8

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Everything i needed to know about life i learned from a jigsaw puzzle

  1. Don't force a fit--if something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.

  2. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everything will look different when you return.

  3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces only leads to frustration.

  4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by bit, piece by piece.

  5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come back later (see #4).

  6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook. Refer to the Creator's guidebook often.

  7. Variety is the spice of life. It's the different colors and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.

  8. Working together with friends and family makes any task fun.

  9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and order.

  10. Don't be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are surprising.

  11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even little ones).

  12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can't be rushed.

  13. When you finally reach the last piece, don't be sad. Rejoice in the masterpiece you've made and enjoy a well-deserved rest.



Jokes for Sunday 23rd February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Kim Kardashian, the new spokespersons for Clearasil.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571532049546028

Hot Coffee - Go Canada

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572209412811625

Abraham Lincoln Quote

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572215432811023

Gone are the days

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572289189470314

I'm not insensitive

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=572289906136909

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Math Lesson




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

I was standing naked in front of the mirror and thought of the expression "My body is my temple" and could only wonder from which century?

How on earth was a building permit ever issued and where did the building manager disappear to?

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: What’s the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?
A: Sherlock Bones.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

The newly wed seniors were having sexual problems. The counselor thought it might be due to the fact that the woman was taller. He suggested special shoes with buildup heels to help the man's ego.

The next month, he asked if things had improved in their love life with the shoes.

"Well yes..." the woman replied, "but those shoes get the sheets so dirty."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

During the historic first manned mission to Mars, two Astronauts were charting the Martian surface. "Look at that," said one to the other, "how beautiful this alien landscape is, untouched by man."

At that point, he was cut off, as he found his radio communications knocked out by unknown interference. They followed the source of the interference until they reached the rim of a crater. "Do you see what the source of that noise is?" asked the first astronaut.

"I don't know," said the second, "but it might be coming from that Starbucks behind you."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite sometime.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That wasss wooonnnnderful.... Why did you stop?'

He said , 'I found the remote!'

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: What did one flower say to the other flower?
A: Hey, bud!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

New and Improved Spam!

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-and-improved-spam.html

Incredible Wood Carvings by Randall D. Boni

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/incredible-wood-carvings-by-randall-d.html

Record breaking cocktail genius!

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/record-breaking-cocktail-genius.html

Modern Day Bum

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/modern-day-bum.html

Food

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/food.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Backflip

http://bit.ly/cO7jnx

Halloween Window

http://bit.ly/azBgmK

No Parachute

http://bit.ly/bgQZGJ

Family Feud TV - Things People Pass Around

http://bit.ly/j7Gdfd

Dolphin Giving Birth

http://bit.ly/azOeyu

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by his hands

Jokes for Saturday 22nd February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Who said that women can't park

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571397376226162

A Buck

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571438462888720

Arch Enemies

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571462769552956

Dolphin Photo Bomb

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571488642883702

I did the math

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571519259547307

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Tin Can Model #4




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Who were the testers for Preparations A through G?

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

Jill: Do you define an "ex" as "someone you married"?

Mary: Heavens no! An "ex" is "anyone who spent the night more than once and whose name I can remember."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: It needed a root canal.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

A snooty matron caught the supermarket stock boy at an unguarded moment. "Young man," she demanded icily, "Don't you know it's bad matters to scratch your balls before others?"

He stammered around for a few minutes, then ask in bewilderment, "What am I supposed to do...offer to scratch yours first?"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

A man was driving recklessly down the interstate one day and his girlfriend in the passenger seat was getting very upset. The man finally realized that she was not happy with his driving and said, "Baby I'm sorry for driving so recklessly; I should be more careful when I have precious cargo!"

The girlfriend looked at him and said, "Oh, that's so sweet, baby!"

Then the guy quickly corrected her, "No, no! I mean the golf clubs in the back!"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

"Hello may I speak to the Commanding Officer of Fleet Marine Amphibious Group Six."

"Speaking, how may I help you sir."

"Yea, well good morning. I'm Sheriff Johnny Griffin of Duncan County Georgia. I'm calling about an unfortunate incident that happened here this weekend between four of my off-duty deputies and your Gunnery Sergeant John Anthony Taylor."

"Yes sheriff I am familiar with the incident, how can I help you?"

"Well first I'd lak ta pologize fer four of ma men jumpin on the Gunny lak that. In all fairness they shouldn't have attackted him lak they did, but in their defense ah hafta say they had been adrinkin. Anyway that ain't no excuse. They shouldn't of jumped him lak they did. Also ah wants ya to know that we all have a great deal of respect fer the military and had they known he was a Marine, they probably wouldn't jumped him lak they did. See he was eyeballin Paula the bartender and they didn't take too kindly to it. They saw his Eagle and glove Marine emblem on his t-shirt and they just kinda tore into him. Anyways I really regret that it happened."

"I'm sure you do sherriff."

"Well ah just called to pass on the good news to you and hope that you'll pass it on to Gunnery Sargeant Tarylor. The good news is that all four of my deputies.....they's all gonna live.

Jones will have a permanent limp but the doctor says he will eventually walk again.

Wilcox can talk again since they installed the larynx box and they hope to be able to pull Markam's nose out of his skull later this week.

They successfully removed the size 13 spit-shined shoe out of Harris' ass this morning and the doc says within two weeks he'll be able to sit again. By the way I will be amailing that shoe back to ya."

"I'm glad that they're all recovering so nicely sheriff."

"Yea me too. Me too. Oh could I ask you a favor?"

"Sure sheriff, what is it?"

"Please don't let anymore of your Marines into Paula's beer joint. I'm down to me and one deputy."

"I'll put if off limits right away sheriff."

"Gunnery Sargeant I just received a report that you were involved in an "altercation" with four civilians at Paula's Bar in Duncan Georgia this past Saturday."

"Yes sir, that's correct sir."

"Well along with the report came these pictures, can you explain them to me."

"Well yes sir, I was sitting drinking my beer talking to the female bartender when these four guys yelled and charged at me."

"Well would you be kind enough to explain what happened next?"

"Well sir an "altercation" broke out."

"Well Gunny lets start with the first picture here, its marked Mr. Jones."

"Well sir, he was the first one to come at me, I grabbed him and tried to hold him as he repeatedly attacked my fist with his face."

"I see, and how did he break his leg?"

"Apparently it was when he flew out the second floor window sir."

"What about photo number two Mr. Duncan it says."

"Sir it appeared to me that Mr. Duncan had severe intestinal gas. Anyway a vacuum formed in his intestines which caused my foot to rise with unusual force and lodge itself in his ass , plugging the vacuum that was emanating from his rectum. He too departed by the same window."

"I see and Mr. Wilcox here."

"Unfortunately Mr. Wilcox swung at me and missed but unfortunately his forward momentum caused him to trip and the poor fellow fell into my palm and struck it with the brunt of his neck."

"Ok and Mr. Markum here?"

"Mr. Markum's nose charged my elbow sir."

"Did he manage to successfully engage your elbow with his nose."

"He did sir."

"And how long did this entire incident take Gunny?"

"I would estimate 20 to 30 seconds sir."

"And what did you do when it was over?"

"I finished my beer and continued talking to the bartender sir."

"Thank you Gunnery Sargeant, that will be all."

(They fail to mention though the Gunny was an ex-Navy Seal)

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: What is always hot in the refrigerator?
A: Chili

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Actual Police Officer Comments

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/these-are-actual-comments-made-by-16.html

Little Johnny Drawing

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/it-was-friday-morning-and-that-meant-it.html

Chocolate Gumpisms

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/chocolate-gumpisms.html

New Nokia Phone

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-nokia-phone.html

Put Up The Holiday Lights

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/put-up-holiday-lights.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Frozen North

http://bit.ly/b8qQzF

Elephant Massage

http://bit.ly/bTTKz6

Mentos Advert

http://bit.ly/mGRTKi

Jetfighter Crashlanding

http://bit.ly/dwG1Cb

Bad Headache

http://bit.ly/cpG1sG

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Indestructible Nokia Phone

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Jokes for Friday 21st February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Go outside & play

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571035429595690

Henry Miller Quote

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571055382927028

People think I'm sassy

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571074246258475

Seen some wierd shit

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571149389584294

The Best Relationships

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571368322895734

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Pose For Painting




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

A snooty matron caught the supermarket stock boy at an unguarded moment. "Young man," she demanded icily, "Don't you know it's bad matters to scratch your balls before others?"

He stammered around for a few minutes, then ask in bewilderment, "What am I supposed to do...offer to scratch yours first?"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?"

The son replies, "At school dad." The robot slaps the son! "Ok, ok. I watched a dvd at my friends house!"

"What dvd?"
"
Toy story." The robot slaps the son again!

"Ok, it was a porno!" cries the son.

"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porno was!" says the dad. The robot slaps the dad!

Mom laughs "Ha Ha! He's certainly your son." Then the robot slaps the mom.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

A fellow is standing in a bar and another guy walks up to him and says, "Are you Joe Smith?"

The fellow says, "Yes, I'm Joe Smith."

He says, "Were you in Chicago in early June?"

The fellow takes out a little notebook and rifles through the pages, and says, "Yeah, I was in Chicago in early June."

"Did you stay at the Hyatt?"

The guy looks through his notebook again and says, "Yes, I stayed at the Hyatt."

"Were you in room 1368?"

The fellow checks his notebook and says, "Yes, I was in room 1368."

The guy says, "Did you know a Mrs. Wentworth who stayed in room 1369?"

The guy looks in his book again and says, "Yes, I knew Mrs. Wentworth who stayed In 1369."

The guy says, "Tell me, did you have an affair with Mrs. Wentworth?"

The fellow scans his notebook and says, "Yes, I had an affair with Mrs. Wentworth."

The guy says, "Well, I'm Mr. Wentworth and I don't like it!" Again the fellow looks in his notebook and says, "You know, you're right. I didn't like it either."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Destroyed Roads

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/destroyed-roads.html

Male Translations for Women

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/male-translations-for-women.html

Golf Club Guide

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/golf-club-guide.html

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/diary-of-snow-shoveler.html

Been Naughty

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/been-naughty.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

World Cup Warmup

http://bit.ly/9FExTw

Tread Mill Kittens

http://bit.ly/aOpBq0

Little Britain - School Teachers Marriage

http://bit.ly/9VNxnK

Dead Battery

http://bit.ly/bsGOhV

Best Country Video Ever

http://bit.ly/9vopWN

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

The faster you peddle

Nietzche Quote

Jokes for Thursday 20th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Thomas Edison Quote

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570069249692308

Astronauts

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570694936296406

Day Planner

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570726379626595

Deer Balls

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570985336267366

Foreplay

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571016999597533

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Garfield - Feel Down




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Education is the progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

Ramona said, "My, but you look different today," to Marianne, a coworker at the hospital. "Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look. What did you use - special curlers and some dramatic eye makeup?"

"No!" replied Marianne. "My vibrator shorted out this morning."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
A: No one can eat just one potato ship.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

A grandfather bought a hobbyhorse by mail order as a Christmas present for his grandson. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour. However, it took the old man two days to assemble the toy.


Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into
189 pieces and mailed it off to the company.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2012 - Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It's called ....... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink And be Mary..

3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you To kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: What happened when the monster ate the electric company?
A: He was in shock for a week.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Jetting Through the Grand Canyon

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/jetting-through-grand-canyon.html

One Day's Work a Year

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/one-days-work-year.html

Sharpton Blasts Woods

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/sharpton-blasts-woods.html

Motivational - Doritos

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/motivational-doritos.html

Motivational - China

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/motivational-china.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Budweiser - Beer In Space

http://bit.ly/baCtz1

Bear Dance

http://bit.ly/a9lGl5

Lassie Vs Leopard

http://bit.ly/coU0Lr

Whitehouse Egg Roll

http://bit.ly/bquIwZ

Super Cop

http://bit.ly/d0QKIc

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Owl

My next job

My relationship status

Jokes for Wednesday 19th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

I'm not rude

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569663269732906

No matter how you feel

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569690829730150

Smile when you're sad

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569698319729401

There comes a point in your life

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569761469723086

There is something beautiful in everyday

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569900249709208

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Unconditional Love




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to return with both the money for the fine and proof of community service.

"That way," she said innocently, "you can kill two birds with one stone."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: When are kids most likely to go to school?
A: When the door is open.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

A police officer was arresting a minor automobile accident, in which a man had driven the car into the giant window of a store. After writing down the preliminaries -- name, license number, registration number, etc., the officer asked the driver, "Sir, do you have an airbag?"

The (uninjured) man replied, trying to put a little humor into the situation. "Yes, Officer Wilson, but she's at home fixin' dinner 'bout now."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

Once a blonde kept having the same weird dream every day, so she went to her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Blonde: I was being chased by a vampire!

Doctor: Really... What was the scenery like?

Blonde: I was running in a hallway.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I would always come to this door, but I couldn't open it. I kept pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Did the door have any letters on it?

Blonde: Yes, it did.

Doctor: And what did the letters spell?

Blonde: It said, "P-U-L-L."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

While touring an Indian reservation in North Dakota filming a documentary, Barbara Walters was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the head dresses. So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his head dress. His reply was: "Only have one woman. One woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his head dress. And he replied: "Me have two women. Two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

Now the Chief had a head dress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms .Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your head dress?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. Big, small, and tall, me sleep with 'em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."

The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake"

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile"

The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style.....me sleep with 'em all."

With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."

The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: What letter can you drink?
A: T (tea)

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Obama

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/obama.html

Will Work for Toys

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/will-work-for-toys.html

Global Warming Sign

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/global-warming-sign.html

The Hoover Dam ByPass Project

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/hoover-dam-bypass-project.html

Who Are You

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/who-are-you.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Pottery Penis

http://bit.ly/dwHAL8

World Air Traffic Over 24 Hours

http://bit.ly/bIaczq

Bus Dodge

http://bit.ly/bwDUY4

Wedding Ring

http://bit.ly/951G9x

Godfather on John Edwards

http://bit.ly/9XsZtc

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

International problem solving techniques

Mixing up Your with You're

Mega-Tampons

I would rather cuddle then have sex

I drink like a girl

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Jokes for Monday 17th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Margaret Thatcher

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569280853104481

It's not the dress that makes you look fat

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569413879757845

Save Cancer Patients

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569417549757478

Sports Car

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569443046421595

Father Time and Mother Nature

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569607066405193

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Handcuffs




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Confucius: Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

Two women were discussing their sex lives, when one asked: "Do you know where I can get six black hens?"

The other looked bemused and replied: "Six black hens! Why do you want six black hens?"

Her friend responded, "Because my husband's got a dead cock. I want to use them as pallbearors."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: What did the calculator say to the math student?
A: You can count on me!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this household instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way about it! Tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

Three people were flying in AF-1. The president and his wife, along with Oprah Winfrey. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such bigshots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

A Mexican, a Black, and a Texas Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish"

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa ."

Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing off into the sunset and said,

"Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this!"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: Why did the banana split?
A: It saw the ginger snap.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

HIKERS and BIKERS

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/hikers-and-bikers.html

Securities and Exchange Commission

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/securities-and-exchange-commission.html

Pick-up Window

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/pick-up-window.html

For Details go to Facebook

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/for-details-go-to-facebook.html

Two Simple Words

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/two-simple-words.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

I Want Milk

http://bit.ly/9vmMEL

How Not To Impress A Woman

http://bit.ly/dbsjhm

Car Alarm System

http://bit.ly/b2GFTE

Get Your Head Out of the Gutter

http://bit.ly/bW71Dt

Amazing Bird

http://bit.ly/aG4NOE

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Give it to me

Dear Life

Comma

Jokes for Sunday 16th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Testing Loyalty

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569004116465488

Throat Hurts

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569050029794230

Want vs Need

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569072049792028

Dead Girls

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569252919773941

I think you meant 'Fist Bump'

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569272356438664

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Big Art #9




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

Dear Diary,

I went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until the doctor stuck his finger up my butt. I'm thinking maybe it's time to change dentists....

The Old Professor

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: Why did the gardener plant his money?
A: He wanted his soil to be rich!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores.

One day he came home from work with a gag gift for her -- a refrigerator magnet that read: "Martha Stewart doesn't live here."

The next day he came home to find the 'Martha Stewart' magnet holding up a slip of paper. On it his wife had written, "Neither does Bob Vila."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

As the holiday spirits were flowing last night, I thought I would share this experience about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities on our way home from social occasions over the years.

So, last night, New Years Eve, I was out partying with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before.... I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

There was once a boy named Johnny Go Deeper. He attended a school where his father was the principal, his mother was the vice principal and his sister was an administrator. He stayed after class when the bell rang to speak with his teacher, Mrs. Johnson.

He began the conversation by saying. "Mrs. Johnson, please take off your shirt".

Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I'm not taking my shirt off".

So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you.

So Mrs. Johnson removed her shirt.

Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please take off your skirt".

Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I'm not taking my skirt off".

So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you".

Mrs. Johnson then removed her skirt.

Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please take off your bra and panties".

Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I'm not taking my bra and panties off".

So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you".

Mrs. Johnson then removed her bra and panties.

Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please lay on the table".

Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I will not lay on the table".

So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you".

Mrs. Johnson lays on the table.

So Johnny jumped on top of her and proceeded to try to penetrate her.

All of a sudden his mother walks in and yells "JOHNNY GO DEEPER"

So Johnny replies "I'm trying, I'm trying".

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?
A: No thank you, I’m stuffed.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Crying Baby

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/crying-baby.html

Catholic Children

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/catholic-children.html

Socks

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/socks.html

3 old grannies

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/3-old-grannies.html

Be Naughty

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/be-naughty.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Balloon Loving

http://bit.ly/axQt4H

I Miss Being A Little Boy

http://bit.ly/btqQvP

Levitating Water

http://bit.ly/9GHz04

Dunking Devils

http://bit.ly/kQOyrm

Clean Seat Advert

http://bit.ly/bOAdf1

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Bacon is the Duct Tape of Food

All together, now!

What doesn't kill you

Writing book about love of dogs and gardening

Wishing Well

When someone makes me laugh

Jokes for Saturday 15th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

God never shuts one door without opening another - Anonymous

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568854666480433

Help Wanted

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568866559812577

Inertia

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568869559812277

Playing Outside

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568938059805427

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568993509799882

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Hail damage in Minnesota #




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?
A: They are both rolling in the dough!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

A snooty matron caught the supermarket stock boy at an unguarded moment. "Young man," she demanded icily, "Don't you know it's bad matters to scratch your balls before others?"

He stammered around for a few minutes, then ask in bewilderment, "What am I supposed to do...offer to scratch yours first?"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
A: Because he wanted to draw the curtains!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Pussy Whipped

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/pussy-whipped.html

The Honeymoon Confession

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/honeymoon-confession.html

Trip to the Farm

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/trip-to-farm.html

Extra Strong Coffee

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/extra-strong-coffee.html

Never piss off a woman who can drive a backhoe

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/never-piss-off-woman-who-can-drive.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

A Little Boy and His Dog

http://bit.ly/94vcVM

Slurping

http://bit.ly/a0iE2u

Swimmig With a Frisky Dlophin

http://bit.ly/eh3bqq

Goal

http://bit.ly/96rpv0

Got the Whole World in His Hands

http://bit.ly/9YD2Eg

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Jokes for Tuesday 18th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Grandparents' House Rules

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569629059736327

Maths Magic

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569640756401824

Be Positive

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569648103067756

Gandhi Quote

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569652759733957

I AM

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=569657926400107

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Crazy Campaign Ads #20




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

The only things Adam would recognize, if he came back to earth, are the jokes.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

Father O'Malley answers the phone...

"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"

"It is."

"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"

"I can."

"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"

"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000.00?"

(pause)

"He will."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?
A: She was caught taking a brake.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung the front door open. He was very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do, Billy?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'dya do that?"

"I dropped the ball. The man on third base scored the winning run."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

The teacher is teaching Basic English to the third graders and asks them to make a sentence with the word "clock."

Little Marsha wrote: At home in the lounge we have an old clock.

Little Maury wrote: My mom gave my dad a clock for his birthday.

Little Pauly wrote: My sister's boyfriend gave my sister a big clock.

Pauly was immediately sent home with a note for his parents. His claim that omitting the "l" was just an oversight was not accepted.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

While on an official visit to Glasgow, Scotland, the Pope had become increasingly bored with being waited on hand and foot and transported from place to place.

One day, enough was enough for the pope, and he leaned over from the back of the limousine and tapped the chauffeur on the shoulder.

"Excuse me sir," said the Pope. "Would you mind if I got behind the wheel for a while and took this baby for a spin?"

A little bemused and bewildered, the chauffeur agreed. After all, he was the Pope. The two men exchanged places and the Pope began to have the most fun he'd had in years.

The Pope began to take the limo faster and faster, until a cop car clocked him going 85 in a 40 mile an hour zone. Sirens wailing, the young policeman, also a devout Catholic, gave chase to the speeding limo.

Eventually the cop managed to pull the limo to the side of the road, and he got out of his car ready to do battle with the reckless speeder. The cop approached the window, tapped on the window and beckoned for the driver to roll the window down. With a startled gasp, the young cop jumped back on his heels and sped back to his patrol car to phone his supervisor.

"You'll never guess who I just pulled over," stammered the cop.

"Who?" was the inquisitive reply.

"This guy is big, very big," said the cop.

"The commissioner?" asked his supervisor.

"Bigger, much bigger"

"The Mayor?"

"Oh no, much, much bigger."

"Sean Connery?!" came the exasperated reply.

"No, no, no." said the cop.

"Then will you just bloody tell me who it is," screamed his boss.

"I don't have a clue," said the cop. "But the Pope is his bloody driver!!!!"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: Why are kindergarten teachers so good?
A: They can make little things count.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Another Foreclosure

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/another-foreclosure.html

Phone App

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/phone-app.html

Belt Tightening

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/belt-tightening.html

Layoffs

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/layoffs.html

Bowing Obama Action Figure

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/bowing-obama-action-figure.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Vibrator Mixer

http://bit.ly/cF7ILj

Great Ice Cream Commercial

http://bit.ly/cgH63X

Bad Day At Work

http://bit.ly/bujZWQ

Lucky Bike Racer

http://bit.ly/bF797x

Sorry Officer

http://bit.ly/cdZlsF

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

When people suck the life out of you

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Wash Your Hands

Use the right onion

Jokes for Friday 14th February 2014

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr Photostream
http://flickr.com/photos/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Home Page (Site now an archive no longer updated)
http://www.SydesJokes.com/index2.html

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Death by Powerpoint

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=567938533238713

Be what you want to be

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568657983166768

Distance Yourself

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568658173166749

Don't handicap your children

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568658476500052

Gas or Ass

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568836863148880

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

Cool Toilets #8




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Do you think you could drive better if you stuck that phone UP YOUR ASS?

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

Roger was in bed with a blind girl last night. She told him that his penis was the biggest she'd ever laid her hands on.

Roger said, "You're pulling my leg!"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: What has a head but no body?
A: A nail.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

At the typical Christmas dinner, Mom is always yelling, "Get out of my kitchen!"

The grown kids are always yelling at their tiny offspring, "Stop running! You'll break Grandma's furniture!"

Dad is always yelling, "Get out of the way! I can't see the TV set!"

The little ones are yelling, "It's my toy! Let me play with it!"

This is why this is known as the Holler Day Season.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy, in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, "Gimme a beer before it starts." She gives him his beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Gimme another beer before it starts." She does.

A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer, and the wife says, "Don't you think you're getting out of hand? It hasn't been half an hour that you got here and you already had two beers. I'm getting fed up with this."

The husband looks up and mumbles, "Now, it starts".

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

An American Indian Chief calls his three sons into his tepee. He announces that he has decided on names for them all, as they are all coming of age and have passed the required tests. The Chief sits his sons down with the elders of the tribe and passes the peace pipe around.

"Son number one -- you shall be known as......"

Number three son interrupts. "Father, Father, what will I be called?"

The chief replies, "I will come to you in turn my son."

The chief continues, "Son number one -- you shall be known as 'Eagle'" Son number one asks why.

"'As you will be strong and precise in battle - fearing no others -- the elders agree."

The peace pipe is passed to son number two.

Number three son interrupts AGAIN, "Father, Father, what will I be called?"

Chief replies, "I will come to you in turn, my son."

The chief continues, "Son number two -- you shall be known as 'Swallow.'" Son number two asks why.

Number three son interrupts AGAIN. "Father, Father, what will I be called?"

The chief replies, 'I will come to in turn my son.'

The chief continues talking to son number two. "Because you will be swift and silent -- surprising your enemy in battle -- the elders agree."

The chief turns to the third son. "Son number three -- you shall be known as 'Thrush.'"

Son number three asks, "Why Thrush?"

"Because, my son, you are an irritating cunt -- the elders agree."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?
A: You crack me up!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Hiding Lockheed During WW II

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/hiding-lockheed-during-ww-ii.html

Tiagra

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/tiagra.html

Rescue

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/rescue.html

Cracked Up

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/cracked-up.html

Money

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/money.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Landing a Helicopter on a Ship in High Seas

http://bit.ly/qZTeax

Japanese Fanta Advert

http://bit.ly/dyDC1e

When Email Doesnt Work

http://bit.ly/9jQb0Y

Curly

http://bit.ly/cOHwsN

F15 Accident

http://bit.ly/9DOnrS

More video clips --> http://bit.ly/Vk7wDY

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-