Tuesday, May 19, 2015

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Joke # 1

I do not consider my dog a pet




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Joke # 2

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

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Joke # 3

A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute."

He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.

The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here". The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"

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Joke # 4

Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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Joke # 5

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting below to swallow them both.

As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in midair a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

God, come on, give me a break! the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"

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Joke # 6

During a dinner party, the hosts' two little kids entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.

The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests co-operated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.

After going all the way around the room, the children left. As they disappeared out of sight, there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "See I told you, it is "vanishing" cream!" During a dinner party, the hosts' two little kids entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.

The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests co-operated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.

After going all the way around the room, the children left. As they disappeared out of sight, there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "See I told you, it is "vanishing" cream!"

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Joke # 7

Tips with English Grammer

1. Don't abbrev.

2. Check to see if you any words out.

3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.

4. About sentence fragments.

5. When dangling, don't use participles.

6. Don't use no double negatives.

7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

8. Just between You and i, case is important.

9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

10. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.

11. Its important to use apostrophe's right.

12. It's better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.

13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.

14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should.

15. begin with a capital and end with a period

16. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.

17. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas

18. to keep a string of items apart.

19. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.

20. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

21. Avoid unnecessary redundancy.

22. A writer mustn't shift your point of view.

23. Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it.

24. A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with.

25. Avoid clich├ęs like the plague.

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Joke # 8

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Monday, May 18, 2015

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Joke # 1

Never confuse education with intelligence




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Joke # 2

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

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Joke # 3

A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd, and I'm nervous as a cat."

Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? asked the collie.

I can't, replied the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch."

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Joke # 4

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Joke # 5

A wife got up early one morning and did a couple of tasks in the kitchen.

She was still feeling a little tired afterward, so she crawled back in to bed with her husband. He stirred and asked, "Is it time to get up?"

No, replied the wife. "I just thought we could lie in bed."

Hmmm, okay, he said. He thought for a moment, then added, "I made five million dollars at my job just last month. OK, now your turn."

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Joke # 6

A three-year study was just completed on how different nationalities treat their computer equipment. The study found the following:

- The Japanese are most likely to clean their keyboards after every use.
- The Americans are most likely to spill food on their keyboards.
- The Ukranians use their keyboards for spare parts for their TV's.
- The Germans are most likely to pound on their keyboards.
- The French are most likely to give their keyboards to The Germans without a struggle.

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Joke # 7

You Know You're a Bad Cook if ...

- The last time you tried to make toast The kitchen caught on fire.

- You make tuna noodle surprise for your family and the surprise is that it glows in the dark!

- Your homemade bread can be used as a door stop.

- The leftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty litter.

- Your kids know what exactly peas porridge in a crockpot nine days old tastes like.

- The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with large bright red 'biohazard' symbols.

- You use The smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.

- When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.

- You've used three boxes of scouring pads, a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.

- Your family prays AFTER they eat!

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Joke # 8

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...?
A: "Is it in?"

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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Twisted Fuck



Vincent Van Gogh #Quote



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Joke # 1

Charles Bukoski Quote




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Joke # 2

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

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Joke # 3

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair." Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.

The curlers are on me.

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Joke # 4

Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Joke # 5

Farmer Don was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being God's creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted.

Don was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flower beds, and he had tried everything. Two weeks later, on a visit I noticed his flower beds were doing great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.

So I asked him how he managed to keep the birds away. "How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?"

One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, Farmer Don told me, "and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn't bothered after that."

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Joke # 6

Jewish Weddings

* At an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.

* At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant.

* At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant.

* At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant.

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Joke # 7

It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!"

The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!"

The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!"

Hoya! Hoya! cried the crowd, stomping their feet.

I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!

The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting, "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"

After the speech, the Politician was touring the reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle.

Sure, the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."

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Joke # 8

Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!

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Saturday, May 16, 2015

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Joke # 1

A Relationship Without Trust Is Like A Bike Without Gas




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Joke # 2

Even at a Mensa convention, someone is the dumbest person in the room.

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Joke # 3

Johnny was trying to have sex with Susie against her objection of it being evil."

Johnny cajoled her, "Evil, yes it is evil and sin, but Susie, sin is forgiven, so let us begin to be forgiven by God."

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Joke # 4

Q: What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger

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Joke # 5

Stopping at a restaurant advertising a "Unique Breakfast," a man asked the waitress what this was, and was told, "Baked chicken tongue."

That's disgusting! the man said. "I'd never eat something that came out of a chicken's mouth."

What would you like then? the waitress asked.

Oh, just bring me some scrambled eggs, the man replied.

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Joke # 6

Philip was pissed, to say the least, when Tina told him another car had backed into hers, damaging the fender. He was mad that she didn't get the license plate.

Well, Tina, DARLING, he hissed, "what KIND of car was it that hit you?"

Philip, I don't know, she cried, "I've never been able to tell one make from another."

Well, Philip decided right then and there he was going to teach his bride how to tell the difference between makes and models of cars. For the next two weeks, as they were out driving, Philip would point out a car and have Tina identify it. After one last day of driving, Tina got 'em all correct and he thought she'd, from now on, be able to identify a car.

A week later, Tina came bursting into Philips office, beaming from ear to ear. "Philip, I just hit a Dodge!"

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Joke # 7

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

No way, replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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Joke # 8

Q: What's a porn star's favorite drink?
A: 7 Up in cider.

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Friday, May 15, 2015

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Joke # 1

Mark Twain Quote




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Joke # 2

What we say and what other people hear are rarely the same thing.

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Joke # 3

The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.

While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.

The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."


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Joke # 4

Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
A: Tug-of-whore.

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Joke # 5

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked,

You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?

Actually, yes, we are, one cleric replied. "How did you know?"

Easy, said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language!"

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Joke # 6

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.

Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.

A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.

The driver explained, 'The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown.

Then, she asked if the bus was going past the dairy, and I told her it was going past the ballpark...' The passenger interjected, 'Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?' The driver continued, 'She replied, 'Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus!

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Joke # 7

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning." I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

Hi there, slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

But the guy was drunk, says the husband.

It doesn't matter, says the wife." He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,

He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."

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Joke # 8

Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

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Thursday, May 14, 2015

A jealous woman



A person's character



Angry Birds



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Joke # 1

That face




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Joke # 2

Those nicotine patches seem to work really well, but I heard that's it's kinda hard to keep em' lit.*

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Joke # 3

William's wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming. Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor. William was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing his patient's nervousness, the first thing the doctor did was to ask what was troubling him.

Well, William answered. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there, if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"

The doctor thought for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."

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Joke # 4

Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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Joke # 5

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

$50.00 for three questions, replied the lawyer.

Isn't that awfully steep? asked the man.

Yes, the lawyer replied, "and what is your third question?"

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Joke # 6

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

Kneeling is definitely best, claimed one.

No, another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

You're both wrong, the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer.

Hey, fellas, he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."

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Joke # 7

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

I can't do that, officer -- I'm an asthmatic. I could hvae an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.

OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.

Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.

Alright, we could get a blood sample.

Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die.

Fine then, just walk this white line.

Can't do that either, officer.

Why not?

Because I'm drunk.

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Joke # 8

Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

To admit that you were wrong



This summarizes my love life



The reason I get up every afternoon



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Joke # 1

Found water




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Joke # 2

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes whole box to start a campfire?

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Joke # 3

Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet and so on.
Came the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.

Next morning when she woke him up, he asked "What for?" She told him it was time to get ready for school.

What? Again? he asked.

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Joke # 4

Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
A: They couldn't close his casket.

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Joke # 5

A customer kept bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on.

Surprisingly, the waiter walked back and forth and never once got angry. After half an hour, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

Oh, I really don't care or mind, said the waiter, smiling. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

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Joke # 6

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'

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Joke # 7

One dark night near Lake Sagatagan in Minnesota, a fire started inside a chemical plant. In the blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire company, all of whose members were senior citizens. To everyone's amazement, their little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer, sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before.

Before long the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

Vell, said Ole Larsen, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat darn truck!"

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Joke # 8

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off

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That one friend



Success



Shine



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Joke # 1

No Pool




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Joke # 2

Burger King is adding a new kids' meal that's lower in fat, sodium and calories. It's called the 'I Don't Want That.'

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Joke # 3

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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Joke # 4

Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: A $100 bill!

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Joke # 5

The teacher asks, "Now, Shirley, how many fingers have you?"

Shirley: "Ten."

Teacher: "Correct, now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"

Shirley: "No more piano lessons."

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Joke # 6

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I saw two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

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Joke # 7

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope ... but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

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Joke # 8

Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: A cucumber

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Respect



Prostitute of feelings



Paulo Coelho #Quote



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Joke # 1

Diet Water




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Joke # 2

I just realized something. According to my junk e-mail, I'm bald, impotent and in need of constant refinancing.

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Joke # 3

Laughter, the best medicine!

Something the medical profession hasn't found a way to charge for!

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Joke # 4

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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Joke # 5

Some kids were in the habit of teasing Timmy by repeatedly offering him a choice between a nickel and a dime.

He always chose the nickel, "Because it's bigger."

One day, a friend took him aside and asked, "Don't you know that a dime's worth more than a nickel?"

Timmy answered, "Yeah, but if I picked the dime they'd stop doing it!"

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Joke # 6

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, "And what will your third wish be?"

The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"

You have had two wishes already, the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."

Okay, said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women."

Funny, said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish, too!"

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Joke # 7

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "All right, all right. I'm *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?" The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

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Joke # 8

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Funny Beer Commercial

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Famous Last Words

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Rare View

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Model of USS Monterey, CV(L)-26

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Lego Food

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Otters Holding Hands

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Heavy Duty

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Heiniken Football Commercial

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Nose Ring



New from IKEA



Napoleon Hill #Quote



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An art student in the UK did this piece for her final. A wedding dress completely made out of divorce papers

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Joke # 1

Michael Jordan Quote




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Joke # 2

The quickest way to clear out a men's restroom is to say, "Nice dick."

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Joke # 3

Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of an insurance policy with the clerk at the insurance agency. During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today for a million dollars, and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?"

The clerk eyed her suspiciously and replied, "Probably a life sentence."

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Joke # 4

Q: Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Joke # 5

A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?"

The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the guy in green said, "Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?"

Without smiling, the man handed the green guy his coke. He started off again and started to speed down the highway. Yet again he was stopped by a guy fully dressed in blue. Sighing, he pulled over and pulled down his window, leant out and said, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?"

Registration and license please came the reply.

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Joke # 6

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

Thanks,

Billy

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Joke # 7

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

What does that tell you?

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

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Joke # 8

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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SydesJokes Blog Posts

See Your Invitation

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/see-your-invitation.html

Venison Steaks for a Year

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Rules for a Gunfight

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Powers of Observation

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Humor 100 - Vote Yes for SydesJokes

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Voting in USA

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Zales Commercial

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Beer Bitch

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Passport Control

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Maximum Security Entrance



Mahatma Gandhi #Quote



Knowledge



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Joke # 1

My Generation's First Eye Phone




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Joke # 2

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

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Joke # 3

In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching.

On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the Apples.

Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation ...!!!

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Joke # 4

Q: What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary.
A: "Ah! Breakfast in bed."

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Joke # 5

Concerned that her son, lacking culinary skills, might not eat or eat all the wrong foods when he left for his first year of college, my sister made him a "care" box filled with his favorite soups, casseroles and cookies, which she had cooked and frozen for him.

The day of departure arrived, and with his car loaded down, Bill left.

He phoned home after a busy first week, and Jean asked if he had been eating the food he had taken with him.

Well, no, Mom, Bill replied, "I don't have a microwave ... I can't defrost anything."

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Joke # 6

A lady who was speeding was pulled over to the side of the road by an officer.

She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"

Oh, yes I do, officer, she replied.

Well, asked the officer, "do you always loop it through your steering wheel?"

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Joke # 7

Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound determination to become the next Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department. "Please, Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them every day."

I don't know, Michael. It's really a big commitment on your part, the father pointed out.

Please, Dad?

They're not cheap either.

I'll use them Dad, I promise. You'll see.

Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.

From the corner of the store he heard his son yell, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?!"

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Joke # 8

Q: What did Cinderella say when her holiday snapshots were late?
A: "Someday my prints will come."

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SydesJokes Blog Posts

Costume party

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Basic Math

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Ultimate Trackhoe Waterskiing

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Drinks All Round

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Best Decorated House

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Russian Tunnel of Death

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Squirrel Trap

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The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck



Saturday, May 9, 2015

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Joke # 1

Beauty isn't makeup




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Joke # 2

Eating right. Staying fit. Die anyway.

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Joke # 3

Dog Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."

Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."

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Joke # 4

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
A: All you can eat for under a buck.

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Joke # 5

A big mouth college student challenged a senior citizen saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his world. "You grew up in a different world," the student said.

Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers, the internet...

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the senior said,

You're right sonny . We didn't have those things when we were young... so we invented them!

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Joke # 6

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch.

When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea.

The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch.

Was it hard finding the tea strainer in the kitchen? Johnny's mother asked.

I couldn't find it Ma, so I used the fly swatter, he replied.

His mother nearly fainted, so Johnny hastily added:

Don't get excited, Ma, I used the old one!

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Joke # 7

There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.

The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"

He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."

The man at the door says, "Come on in."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua??? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

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Joke # 8

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware issue.

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SydesJokes Blog Posts

Improvisation

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Stay of execution

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7 Degrees of Blonde

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/7-degrees-of-blonde.html

Slavery

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/slavery.html

10 Interesting Facts About Nokia

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White Stag Beer Commercial

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Bridge in Storm

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I-mob

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