Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Overloaded Vehicles

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Joke # 1

10 Steps to Self Esteem




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Joke # 2

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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Joke # 3

The doctor was making her rounds and walked into the semi-private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams.

After the exam, in her best professional voice, she said smoothly, "You are coughing much more easily this morning."

I should, snapped the patient, "I've been practicing all night."

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Joke # 4

Q: Where does Friday come before Monday?
A: In the dictionary.

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Joke # 5

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:

Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare.

Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:

Hark! A pigeon shit! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakeshit... Horseshit... Oh, shit! Fuck it, I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!

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Joke # 6

Murray had a new flame, and before long they had a difference of opinion. "I don't like the way you're carrying on with other guys," he ranted, "That must stop!"

Calm down, Murray, she replied, "There's no reason for you to flip.

Listen, don't I always let you take me to shows?"

Yeah. "And to dinner?"

That's right. "And don't I let you buy me flowers and clothes, and other gifts?"

Yeah. "So what are you getting excited about," she assured him, "I only use the other guys for love-making."

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Joke # 7

Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.

"How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.

"That depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."

"Let's see the $2.00 model," said Morris the miser.

The salesperson put the device around Morris' neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.

"How does it work?" asked Morris.

"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesperson replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

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Joke # 8

Q: What is black when clean, and white when dirty?
A: A blackboard.

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Monday, June 15, 2015

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Joke # 1

Society




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Joke # 2

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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Joke # 3

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did y' all see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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Joke # 4

Q: In what school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi school.

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Joke # 5

Farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money.

Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills

And what about the rest?, the reporter asks.

Farmer shrugs. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait"

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Joke # 6

A guy 4'6" tall walks into a bar and orders a drink then stands up and yells across the bar "Who is the baddest man in here?"

This guy 6'4" stands up and says "I am."

Well, the little guy goes over and whips the shit out of the big man and leaves.

Next day same thing little man orders a drink and proceeds to whip the shit out of the baddest man in the bar and then leaves. This goes on for 2 weeks straight. Finally the bartender decides to do something so he buys a mean man-eating gorilla.

Next day the little man comes in orders a drink says "Who's the baddest man here?"

Bartender says "he's in the bathroom!"

After 10 minutes of screaming and yelling the little guy comes out of the bathroom and tells the bartender when the guy in the bathroom wakes up tell him his fur coat is in the trash can

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Joke # 7

The owner of an old-fashioned corner grocery store in a small country town was fond of quoting a scripture after each sale.

He had three old friends that would sit around a potbellied stove, playing checkers on a faded board. His ability to produce a scripture for all occasions never ceased to amuse the old timers, and they would listen to see what verse he would come up with relevant to the sale made.

A lady purchased some material and he said, "She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands."

A man bought a sack of flour; he said "Man does not live by bread alone, but every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."

A little boy bought some candy and as he rung it up he quoted, "Suffer the little children to come unto Me." It was nearly closing time when the chimes over the door jangled loudly.

A well-dressed young man, obviously a stranger from one of the larger towns down the road, entered.

"Help you?" offered the proprietor.

"I need a blanket for my horse," said the man. "He's out in his trailer and it's too cold for just one. Bring me the nicest one you've got!"

The store owner went in the back store room and came back with a brown blanket. "That'll be five dollars."

"Five dollars? You've got to be kidding!' said the man. wouldn't stand still for an old five dollar blanket."

Without comment, the store owner took back the blanket, then merely selected a different color and brought it out. "This one's $25 dollars."

"Now, look," said the young man. "Perhaps I didn't make myself plain. This isn't just any old horse! He's worth thousands! Now I want the best, most expensive blanket you've got! Comprende?"

The owner once more went into the store room, pulled out another color of the same material and brought it back. "This is the only one left, and it's $100."

"Now that's more like it!" enthused the fellow as he paid. Throwing the five dollar blanket over his shoulder, he left. The old timers stared silently at the shopkeeper as they waited to see what possible scripture he could come up with for that sale!

Going behind the register, he rang up the hundred dollars and said, "He was a stranger, and I took him in.”

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Joke # 8

Q: What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?
A: Parachute school!

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Sunday, June 14, 2015

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Joke # 1

I tried to be normal once




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Joke # 2

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

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Joke # 3

Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We've been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without complaining about the food."

The other woman said, "That's awful. Doesn't it bother you?"

The first one said, "Why should I object if he doesn't like his own cooking?"

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Joke # 4

Q: What is the world’s longest punctuation mark?
A: The hundred yard dash.

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Joke # 5

A woman in California is being studied because she says she remembers everything from the last 12 years. And I'm thinking, 'Wait a minute - isn't that every woman?' -Dave Letterman ~~~~~~~~~~ A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slapped him across the face.

What'd you do that for? the man asked.

Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?

No, the man replied, "but my wife out in the car still does!"

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Joke # 6

Charles was taking his out-of-town buddy Clyde on a walking tour of the city. Clyde saw a good-looking girl and asked Charles if he knew her.

Yes, that's Jacqueline -- one hundred and twenty dollars.

A little further along, Clyde spotted an even more stunning girl and asked if Charles happened to know her also.

Yes, that Rosalynn -- one hundred and eighty dollars.

After the process was repeated twice more, Clyde remarked, "Good Heavens! Aren't there any respectable women in this city?"

Of course! replied Charles, highly offended. "But you couldn't afford them either."

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Joke # 7

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "Lord, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! Lord gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "Lord, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! Lord gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "Lord, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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Joke # 8

Q: Why did the calendar write its will?
A: Its days were numbered.

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Joke # 1

Rich - Poor




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Joke # 2

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.

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Joke # 3

The manager doesn't want to hire him but despite the interviewee's heavily accented speech he gave all the right answers. Finally the interviewer asks a question he knows the guy can't answer: "Make a sentence, using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

De phone go 'Green Green'. I pink eet up. I say, 'Yellow.' When I start?

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Joke # 4

Q: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?
A: At forks in the road.

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Joke # 5

Late one night in the Capitol City a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

Give me your money, he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"

In that case, replied the robber, "give me MY money!"

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Joke # 6

This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one. One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with ten beautiful, dark, young women, all in the nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest male unit the Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.

He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake, Sir, came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."

Ask him, the awed Brit said to his companion, "How did his member get to be this size?"

The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very agitated by the conversation.

Well, what did he say? asked our hero to his assistant on his return.

He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my penis. Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?'

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Joke # 7

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.

When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully. No one answered.

"All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse isn't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

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Q: How do they serve smart hamburgers?
A: On honor rolls.

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Once you know your true worth




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Joke # 2

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Joke # 3

Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local joint. I wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild. When I asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in the middle of the table.

We need three, I insisted. "Which one is this?"

All of them, she replied. "You want hot, put more on."

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Joke # 4

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.

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Joke # 5

Do you remember first meeting your wife?

Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again.

Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her.

Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling.

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Joke # 6

Little Johnny's mother decided to tell him all about making babies, so she had "the talk" with him. Afterwards Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile.

Do you understand? his mother asked.

Yes, replied Little Johnny.

Do you have any questions? asked his Mother.

Yes, how about little kittens and puppies? asked Little Johnny.

In exactly the same way as with babies, answered his Mom.

Wow! Little Johnny exclaimed. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"

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Joke # 7

If Noah Built an Ark in 2011

And lo, in the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me."

"Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard, but there was no ark.

"Noah! I'm about to start the rain! Where is the ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."

"I needed a building permit."

"I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system."

"My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision."

"Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it."

"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl."

"I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls, but no go!"

"When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space."

"Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood."

"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew."

"Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work."

"The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with ark-building experience.

"To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species."

"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly, the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."

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Joke # 8

Q: What did the class clown take a computer to school?
A: Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.

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New from IKEA




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Joke # 2

I think, therefore I’m single.

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Joke # 3

An older man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where he was going at this time of night. The man replies, 'I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol and the effects it has on the human body." as well as smoking and staying out late.

Really? said the officer. "who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife, Sir."

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Joke # 4

Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: I got you covered.

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Joke # 5

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."

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Joke # 6

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded:.

'I found the remote.'

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Joke # 7

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a moment and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors... I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly, the cat had a HUGE fluffy pillow.

A few days later, 12 mice were simultaneously killed in an accident and they all went up to Heaven together. God met the mice at the Gates of Heaven, with the exact same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives... from cats, dogs, and even from people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller-skates, we would never have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller-skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat... He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, everything is just WONDERFUL... I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is always fluffy and those little "Meals-on-Wheels" that You have been sending over are delicious."

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Joke # 8

Q: What’s the tallest building in the world?
A: The library, because it has the most stories.

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Joke # 1

Do not regret growing older




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Joke # 2

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.

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Joke # 3

The minister was holding an evening service and shortly after he began his sermon, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers found candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then the minister re-entered the pulpit, shuffled his notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?"

A young boy's voice called out from the back, "Right near the end!"

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Joke # 4

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: Just in case he got a hole in one!

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Joke # 5

The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said,

“Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up,

Handle With Care.’”

“Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.”

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Joke # 6

Sally and Harry have been married for 50 years and are being interviewed by a reporter from the local newspaper.

So Sally, asks the reporter, "I know today is your golden wedding anniversary, how old, exactly, are you?"

I am 78 years old, replies Sally proudly. "And I hope I live to be 100."

Well I hope your wish comes true, says the reporter. The reporter then turned to Harry and asked, "And how old are you, Harry?"

I'm also 78 years old, replies Harry, "and, please God, I should live to be 101."

But why, asked the reporter, "would you want to live one year longer than your wife?"

Well, to tell you the truth, replies Harry, "I would like to have at least one year of peace and quiet."

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Joke # 7

Dear Marty,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget?

I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted that way to the fact that you have never held a job.

I am also very sure that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park, too. Sure my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from books.

I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.

Sincerely, Your future father-in-law.

P.S. Congratulations on winning the lottery!

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Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Joke # 1

Mandy Hale Quote




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Joke # 2

A tired exclamation mark is a question mark. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Joke # 3

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga.

She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

No, she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

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Joke # 4

Q: What did the light bulb say to its mother?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.

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Joke # 5

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean much impressed.

"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."

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Joke # 6

Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times, the judge said.

Yes, Your Honor, the suspect replied.

What did you steal? the judge asked.

I stole a dress, Your Honor, replied the suspect.

One dress? the judge bellowed. "But you have admitted to breaking in four times!"

Yes, Your Honor, sighed the suspect, "but the first three times my wife didn't like the color!"

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Joke # 7

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?

Yes, the man at National Weather Service again replied, it's going to be a very cold winter.

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?

Absolutely, the man replied. It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!"

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Q: How can you tell that a train just went by?
A: It left its tracks.

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Joke # 1

A relationship is like a job




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Joke # 2

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

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Joke # 3

As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local police officer. The motorist, informed that he had failed to come to a full stop at a stop sign, was handed a ticket.

Don't I get a warning? he protested.

The officer replied, "Sure. Here's your warning: If you don't come to a complete stop next time, I'll give you another ticket."

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Joke # 4

Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?
A: They take short cuts!

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Joke # 5

A mother was practicing the alphabet with her four-year-old son, Tommy.

She showed him a picture of a truck and asked, "What is this?"

"A truck," Tommy replied.

Then she pointed to the letter T and asked, "What does it start with?"

"A key!" replied Tommy without hesitation.

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Joke # 6

Little Johnny's teacher decided that the children should learn about mime, so she had each of them develop a speech, which was to be relayed by using motion only. When Little Johnny's turn came, he stood up in front of the class:

Ladies (grabbing chest) and gentlemen (grabbing crotch)...

Little Johnny's teacher wasn't amused, so she sent him to the Principal's office. Little Johnny explained what happened, so the sympathetic Principal told him to revise his speech as follows:

Ladies (motioning woman's curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm)...

Little Johnny went back to class and proceeded to give his speech again:

Ladies (motioning woman's curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm), it gives me great pleasure (whacking-off motion)...

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Joke # 7

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but he lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He instinctively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry." the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams, and he shares his. She listens. After she pays for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ...and stay for breakfast.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The man is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said." You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every man you meet?"

"No," she replies... "You just happened to catch my eye."

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Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
A: Punch.

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Joke # 1

Or you could just put them on the fucking table




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Joke # 2

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterwards.Immanuel Kant

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Joke # 3

For many years, it was believed that most injuries occur in the home.

This is no longer true. Evidence from a recent study suggests that injuries are most likely to occur at social gatherings, right after somebody yells, "Hey, Y'all! Watch this!"

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Joke # 4

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

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Joke # 5

A man went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss.

He gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."

Without hesitation the clerk replied, "No sir, that won't be necessary."

"How come?" asked the man.

"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.

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Joke # 6

Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend so she went to a Psychic for help.

Honey, said the Psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be a very desired woman and all men will fall at your feet."

Jane left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought, "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins."

She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But, incredibly Jane didn't die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face,

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please! One at a time!

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Joke # 7

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the world beyond exactly 30 days after their death.

Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.

At the séance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"What do you do all day?" asked Martha.

"Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?"

"Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha."

"Well, then, where are you?"

"I'm a rabbit in Arizona."

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Joke # 8

Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: It held up a pair of pants.

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Joke # 1

As I look back on my life




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Joke # 2

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

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Joke # 3

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

You'll get your chance in court, said the Desk Sergeant.

No, no, no! said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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Joke # 4

Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A: Some day my prints will come.

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Joke # 5

Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the porch, where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter, Linda, sat. "It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Smith, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?"

"Why, no. Is she up to anything special?"

Mrs. Smith leaned closer. "Haven't you noticed? She has started knitting tiny garments!"

Mrs. Jones' troubled brow cleared. "Well, thank goodness," she said smiling, "at last she has taken an interest in something besides running around with boys."

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Joke # 6

Mary: My friend Joe called me last night to complain about his home life.

Jill: Really? What's the problem?

Mary: Oh, it's the usual. His daughter's a teenager. You know how teens can be!

Jill: Oh, yes, I do!

Mary: He said, "I can't get a break! My daughter's 14 and getting breasts, and my wife's 48 and getting a moustache!"

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Joke # 7

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.

"Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard."

So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground just a few inches below.

Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, "What happened?"

Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything he's told."

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Joke # 8

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

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Joke # 1

A person's character




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Joke # 2

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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Joke # 3

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. It was his first time approaching a field during the night time.

Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!"

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Joke # 4

Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me, something smells.

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Joke # 5

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching."

Moving through the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A boy wrote a note: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

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Joke # 6

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other.very confused.

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"

The worker yelled back, "'Cause his wife's here with his lunch."

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Joke # 7

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.

Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?"

The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet but agrees to the terms just to be friendly. Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they're walking off of the eighteenth hole (and he is counting his $80) he confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.

The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And if you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you."

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Joke # 8

Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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Joke # 1

Al Pacino Quote




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Joke # 2

I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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Joke # 3

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.

All you have to do she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step and turn around."

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Joke # 4

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

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Joke # 5

Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.

Mary: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!

Jill: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask?

Mary: I thought I asked legitimate questions  . . .  like, "Why did you hit the ball into that lake?"

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Joke # 6

Charles was taking his out-of-town buddy Clyde on a walking tour of the city. Clyde saw a good-looking girl and asked Charles if he knew her.

Yes, that's Jacqueline -- one hundred and twenty dollars.

A little further along, Clyde spotted an even more stunning girl and asked if Charles happened to know her also.

Yes, that Rosalynn -- one hundred and eighty dollars.

After the process was repeated twice more, Clyde remarked, "Good Heavens! Aren't there any respectable women in this city?"

Of course! replied Charles, highly offended. "But you couldn't afford them either."

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Joke # 7

One day, two guys were walking in the woods, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed them, started growling and generally getting really mean. 

The bear started to chase one of the guys, who, as it turns out, was born in Czechoslovakia. The bear soon caught up with him, and ate him alive. 

The other guy turned around and ran for his life. A little while later, the second guy found a park ranger station and told his story. 

The ranger took his gun, and they both went out in search of the bear, in order to kill it. Soon, they came across two bears, one male, and one female. 

The ranger turned to the other guy and said, "Quick, tell me which bear ate your friend!" The ranger leveled his gun and got ready to shoot. 

"I’m not really sure," said the other guy, "they both look similar." 

"Quick! Make up your mind!" said the ranger.

 "Okay," said the other, "it was the male." 

The ranger promptly aimed and shot the female bear. The male ran off. 

Using his knife, the ranger cut open the belly of the female bear and found the body of the other man. 

"But why didn’t you shoot the male when I thought it was the male who ate my friend?" the other man asked. 

"Well," said the ranger, "I never trust anyone who says that ‘The Czech’s in the male!'"

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Joke # 8

Q: What two things can you not have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.

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